Row Your Boat

Row, row, row your boat

Gently down the stream

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily

Life is but a dream

Row, row, row some more

Now it has become

A little bit more boring

And a little less like fun

Row, row, keep it up!

Now my hands are sore

And sitting on this wooden seat

Has made my bum red raw

Row, row, row all day

I hate these bloody oars

My hands are cracked, I’ve hurt my back

I wish I was indoors

I must be mad to do this job

I’ve rowed my life away

I really cannot bear to row

This boat another day

Row? Row? Never again!

I’ve bought a little van

So stick your oars and find yourself 
Another ferry man!